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What do you get if you cross two elephants with a fish? Swimming trunks. # #trunks #trunk See More
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What kind of dog has no tail?A hot dog.
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When does the road get angry? When someone crosses it. cross //()/;// … See More
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert? #pie #pi # # #
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Who can jump higher than a tall building? A building can't jump. See More
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck. # #fly #flies # … See More
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What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey! #monkey #key #banana # # # See More What do you call a really old ant? An antique. See More
What driver doesn't need a license? A screwdriver. # #screwdriver #driver #license # See More
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What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day? I'm nuts about you! See More
When does a dog go "moo"? When it's learning a new language.
What is a racehorse's favorite food?
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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into the blue sea? It sinks. See More
How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away its credit card! #charge #bull # # # See More
What do cars and elephants have in common? They both have trunks. See More
What is the most negative month of the year? November. #November #11 #no #
Why is a frog always happy? It eats whatever bugs him. See More
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What room is not a room? A mushroom.
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Where do you find roads without cars, forests without trees, and cities without houses? On a map. See More Who keeps the oceans clean? Mermaids. #maid #mermaid # # # See More
… Which pet makes the most noise? A trum-pet. #trumpet #pet # # See More