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r/frat Roast Thread: Pi Kappa Alpha (self.Frat )
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Fucking Pike PLEASE BE ADVISED THIS MAY BE A TWO PART ROAST, DEPENDING ON HOW SAVAGE YOU FUCKS ARE TODAY. PLEASE BRING YOUR A-GAME. I EXPECT THIS SHIT ON THE FRONT PAGE
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[–] DeBrotie Fuck IFC 374 points 1 year ago
During Greek week last year they stole what they thought were KA letters and burned them but they actually stole Kappa Alpha Psi, the black fraternity, letters and there was a pretty big uproar from the NPHCs
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[–] shackleford_rusty
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65 points 1 year ago
you mean "" isn't the Greek letter for "order"? permalink
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[–] PacoTheLamaHerder
158 points 1 year ago
The accidental racism is hilarious though permalink
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[–] GeidRimla
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45 points 1 year ago
Kennesaw State? permalink
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[–] DeBrotie Fuck IFC 18 points 1 year ago
Yup permalink
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10 points 1 year ago
Aye suh dude permalink
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[–] Heetler 14 points 1 year ago
Ayyy hooty hoo permalink
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[–] fullesthouse Δ
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1 point 1 year ago
Hahaha, I remember this well. Go Owls permalink
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[–] ElGringoPicante77
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206 points 1 year ago
Pike had to sell their original house a few years ago and built a new one on a different lot because the original one was within 500 feet of an elementary school permalink
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Which one of you pikes is this?
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[–] quavojohnwick ISIS 197 points 1 year ago
The Pikes at my school brag about their giant house, which is literally just an apartment complex with their letters on it Pikes at my school have fought each other at bars, not realizing that they are actually brothers permalink
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[+] [deleted] 1 year ago (1 child) [–] aew360
135 points 1 year ago
In a parallel universe, they have a good reputation and are mostly likable. I have a lot of terrible things I can say about them (cheating in intramurals because all the refs are their sweethearts, how they clap and cheer for themselves for no reason, how they are almost all Advocare sales reps, how they vandalize other fraternity's monuments, etc) but instead I'm going to thank them for being the fraternity that unites all others because of our mutual dislike for them permalink
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[–] ElGringoPicante77
32 points 1 year ago
Inter-Greek fraternal bonds, brought to you by the letters , K and A. permalink
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[–] coleyboley25 ΔΔ
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17 points 1 year ago
Would there be any Greek order if there was no Pike or TKE to constantly shit on? permalink
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[–] chipbod 249 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
My dad was a pike, before rush he told me to not join pike. Enough said permalink
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[–] Lost_Packets AE
241 points 1 year ago
Girls who like girls are dykes, guys who like guys are Pikes. permalink
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[–] JiForce 85 points 1 year ago
You know it's true because it rhymes. permalink
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[–] lemonscentedanthrax 108 points 1 year ago
They were on my campus but got kicked of for having a moonshine distillery in their house, which is kinda cool I guess. What isnt cool, is that they absolutely wrecked the house when they got kicked off. They shit on the floors and smeared it all over the walls. When they were cleaning the house after they moved out, they found a horribly decomposed cat in a room upstairs under a couch. Someone was literally living with that stench in their room for god knows how long. Im pretty sure the place got condemed or some shit because it was in such bad shape. They are currently recolonizing this fall, so they will no doubt be a chapter full of complete boners. permalink
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[–] Colonelsfried FIJI 21 points 1 year ago
Ncsu? permalink
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[–] lemonscentedanthrax 11 points 1 year ago
Yep permalink
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[–] Maydayman 7 points 1 year ago
Yup permalink
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[–] umdgreeklife 6 points 1 year ago
umd? permalink
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[–] KngSht_FckMntn Retard Zoo 94 points 1 year ago
Well they fuckin raped someone on my campus then dropped her on the doorstep of another fraternity. So ya, that's pretty fucked permalink
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[–] aloafofbubbles
86 points 1 year ago
The pikes at my school got kicked off of campus for stealing a flamingo and murdering it. permalink
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[–] deader115 55 points 1 year ago
One of the more obscure ones that I remembered reading about. Thanks for renewing that shame. permalink
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[–] OrangeSherbet Sigma Alpha Boners 44 points 1 year ago
The harambe of flamingos. RIP permalink
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[–] loftzilla
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10 points 1 year ago
SMTTT! They were our neighbor, I was a pledge the semester that happened. permalink
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[–] griffinhamilton 3 points 1 year ago
SMTTT permalink
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[–] Useful-ldiot
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3 points 1 year ago
I laughed WAY harder than i should have. Maybe your wording got me, but this is incredible. permalink
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[–] CruciblePledgeMaster I know nothing of the pledge shed. 73 points 1 year ago
The fact that the Pike House on my campus tried to steal my chapter's wash outs and black balls from pledge classes just confirms the fact that they are shit tier. Bottom af The fact that a drunk Pike showed me their grip and told me all about ritual makes me know they don't care about it. And the fact that Pike is, well, Pike...yeah Fuck Pike. permalink
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[–] DrGingeyy
215 points 1 year ago
It's harder to get into Amway than it is Pike. You all proudly tote Tim McGraw as your brother but no one has really liked Tin McGraw since high school, which adds up since that's where you recruit. It's simply ironic that being athletic is a tenant of your fraternity. Your philanthropy gets confused. Its not be a bunch of flaming tools that buttchug; it's simply the fireman's challenge. permalink
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[–] Pearsonification
48 points 1 year ago
I was working with IFC during one rush season (I know, I'm an asshole), and when I had to patrol at Pike, their president casually mentioned Tim McGraw as a brother and how "just about any girl will come home with you if she knows Tim McGraw is your brother." permalink
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[–] deader115 15 points 1 year ago
I had a brother approach me about Amway so at least he moved up in life... permalink
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[–] DrGingeyy
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6 points 1 year ago
Was it Hoeanoke? permalink
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[–] deader115 6 points 1 year ago
Yikes. A few chapters off, sequentially, so no. permalink
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[–] Surreal_Effect Super Senior PIKE 15 points 1 year ago
holy shit 10/10 permalink
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[–] Henry788 Δ
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5 points 1 year ago
I always feel bad for you guys. I mean what could be worse than being mistaken for a pike? permalink
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[–] DrGingeyy
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2 points 1 year ago
Thats a good one, saved it and you would have had a double whammy permalink
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[–] rushingphoenix
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138 points 1 year ago
They used to be at my school. They were known as the meathead jackass fraternity. We fought them. A lot. All of this changed however after one of their pledges passed out at a party and woke up with a broomstick shoved up his ass. Turns out he'd also been having a gay relationship with their gay president. They got booted off campus and TKE moved into their shack of a house. tldr; Made pledge buttchug a broomstick permalink
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[–] airbornemaniac ΔΔ
81 points 1 year ago
Isn't every chapter of Pike the meathead jackass fraternity? permalink
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[–] HighEnergyOregonian
28 points 1 year ago
No ours is the D&D frat hahaha permalink
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[–] airbornemaniac ΔΔ
21 points 1 year ago
So there's no middle ground then permalink
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[–] alt266 Alumni 394 points 1 year ago
They are a bad fraternity permalink
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[–] rushingphoenix
275 points 1 year ago
When Pike sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing buttchugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. permalink
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[+] [deleted] 1 year ago (1 child) [–] sheepsheep 21 points 1 year ago
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[+] TOMATO_ON_URANUS comment score below threshold (4 children) [–] sporkemon 62 points 1 year ago
At my campus, their then-risk management chair got arrested for public intoxication when he broke into the College Gameday setup the night before the show happened and screamed at a security officer "THIS IS MY FUCKING CAMPUS AND THIS IS MY GAMEDAY!". The next semester, he had been promoted to president and represented the chapter when they were up for suspension for an unregistered party. He claimed that no underage members of the fraternity drank at bars even though he himself had gotten in trouble for doing that exact thing and admitted it the previous semester. They're suspended now. permalink
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[–] neverpleadguilty 9 points 1 year ago
good ol clemson pike permalink
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[–] Crashri 217 points 1 year ago
Pike are the kinda niggas to force pledges to rate them on GreekRank permalink
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[–] DeBrotie Fuck IFC 72 points 1 year ago
Explains the 50 extra 5.0s every year after rush permalink
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[–] irock613
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121 points 1 year ago
Pi Kapp Almost permalink
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[–] ZyklonBro 50 points 1 year ago
Jim Parsons is one of your most famous alumni permalink
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[–] DrGingeyy
25 points 1 year ago
Jim Parsons Oof. Low blow permalink
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[–] LilFuniAZNBoi Alumni
24 points 1 year ago
We also have Jim Rash but that doesn't really help much. Jon Stewart disavowed Pike and the fraternity system in general. I remember Nationals at each Pike U. keep bringing him up as a notable alumni regardless. permalink
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[–] Surreal_Effect Super Senior PIKE 12 points 1 year ago
Gotta meet that recruitment quota! permalink
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[–] CaptainSolo96 7 points 1 year ago
I had to check via Wikipedia if that was true (it is) No mention of Pikes on his page, so much pride in Pikes permalink
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[–] [deleted] 93 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[deleted] What is this? permalink
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[–] aew360
27 points 1 year ago
Hahaha damn that's nasty permalink
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[–] CaptainSolo96 18 points 1 year ago
Please tell me that's Ferris State permalink
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[–] [deleted] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[deleted] What is this? permalink
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[–] CaptainSolo96 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
Gotta few friends there, played little league with a current PSK. Huh, didn't even realize we use to have a chapter there and who the hell steals knobs off of a stove? permalink
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[–] [deleted] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[deleted] What is this? permalink
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[–] [deleted] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[deleted] What is this? permalink [–] cda112093 Δ
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43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
That's right, Pike is just like that boner freshman rushee if he were to butt-chug some natties http://imgur.com/a/j3KTa permalink
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[–] mchampagne1914 B
46 points 1 year ago
The University of Nevada used to have a chapter of Pike. No one liked them and they thought they were the shit. Then they got the death penalty for killing a kid. permalink
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[–] albenito 42 points 1 year ago
There was a kid in my pledge class who never showed up to any pledge education or events because he "had to take care of his grandma". But his grandma was always fine whenever we had parties, so he got dropped. He then joined Asigs, got dropped from them, and ended up in Pike. permalink
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[–] JiForce 24 points 1 year ago
Man, how is someone bad enough at pledging to get dropped not just once but twice? permalink
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[–] ba_dum_tiss_ Mid-tier and falling 31 points 1 year ago
They're a PIKE permalink
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[–] JiForce 13 points 1 year ago
So it was fated. permalink
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[–] UnlimitedOsprey
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4 points 1 year ago
Kid got a bid from my house, got dropped, got a bid from Pi Kappa Phi and dropped from them, got a bid from Sigma Chi and got dropped from them too. I think he just finally gave up. permalink
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[+] [deleted] 1 year ago (1 child) [–] griffinhamilton 35 points 1 year ago
The Pike at my school two years ago got kicked off campus for getting a pledge to steal a flamingo from the local zoo. He stole a female and killed it's mate when it tried to defend her. Quality shit. permalink
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[–] [deleted] 5 points 1 year ago
SMTTT! permalink
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[–] toobuzzedforpublic 71 points 1 year ago
The zookeeper that shot harambe was a pike. permalink
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[–] Clitoral_Pioneer
34 points 1 year ago
I've seen it in two other comments now, but they got kicked off of campus for killing a kid over here as well. So either we're all from the same campus (I doubt it), or they just kill a lot of fucking kids permalink
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[–] jabrd Phi Gamma Dickhead 35 points 1 year ago
I need to see the official r/frat kill count as the banner. Get on it /u/cigbreak permalink
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[–] CigBreak SEC! SEC! SEC! 30 points 1 year ago
Not sure if that's a good idea but I would be willing to put the top PIKE roast comment as an announcement and have it stickied at the top of the sub permalink
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[–] jaymastergamez 34 points 1 year ago
This girl who was hitting on me, her boyfriend was a PIKE. He was also a neckbeard. They gave a bid to a neckbeard permalink
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[–] aew360
14 points 1 year ago
Did you bang her permalink
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[–] jaymastergamez 38 points 1 year ago
Being eskimo brothers with a PIKE. NF permalink
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[–] jabrd Phi Gamma Dickhead 53 points 1 year ago
One of our brothers is a pike legacy who was afraid of alcohol for the first year of his college career because his pike father is an irreparable alcoholic. Honestly wouldn't be surprised if he tried to make his kids buttchug. permalink
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[–] aew360
93 points 1 year ago
Y-y-y-ou gotta stick it up your ass Morty! You gotta burp stick it way up there! permalink
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[–] notalivemau5
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stick it way up in there! sorry, I can't help myself... permalink
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[–] Beauandarrow 5 points 1 year ago
My dad is a pike and also happens to be blacked out around 4pm everyday. Wow! I guess some of the values they instill last over 40 years. permalink
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[–] MyNameIsLion 28 points 1 year ago
Pike at my school has a very strong alumni base, mostly because they're not allowed to leave the county. Who knew that probation and jail time had such great benefits. permalink
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[–] [deleted] 21 points 1 year ago
For some reason they are a bunch of rich elitist prepper wannabes at my school instead of the date rapist buttchugging meatheads they are supposed to be. Doesn't matter, it is still fucking PIKE and they probably fuck each other every night. They also took over our old house so fuck them. permalink
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[–] DeBrotie Fuck IFC 3 points 1 year ago
Hooty hoo permalink
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[–] [deleted] 2 points 1 year ago
Hooty hoo indeed. I am glad the week's finally over permalink
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[–] ctfogo 18 points 1 year ago
Was in a class for w few weeks. I knew two of the kids who sat around me as PIKEs. Apparently they didn't because it took one of them wearing their letters for the other one to say "no shit, you're in PIKE? So am I bro!" permalink
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[–] Fighting-flying-Fish 19 points 1 year ago
They're a bitch to catch, always taking my bait, and its a pain in the ass to go out in winter to fish for them. permalink
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[–] DrGingeyy
9 points 1 year ago
Are you Chris Hansen ? permalink
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[–] KeasbeyMornings 42 points 1 year ago
Oh hey didn't see ya there! permalink
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[–] loftzilla
18 points 1 year ago
I couldn't make it through the whole thing permalink
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[–] Shit_Apple Δ
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4 points 1 year ago
How have I not seen this before. permalink
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[–] CaptainSolo96 15 points 1 year ago
So guess the Pikes at my brother's school had a party get busted with over 120 MIPs handed out permalink
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[–] Cessno
7 points 1 year ago
What did they do to piss off the cops so much? permalink
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[–] JiForce 14 points 1 year ago
Besides be Pike? permalink
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[–] ShinigamiKurosaki K
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14 points 1 year ago
They were on our campus but got kicked off for killing a kid. That about sums them up permalink
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[–] evileinsteinamerica Δ
12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
One of my Delta Sig friends found a shirt with Pike letters on it at the local Goodwill, and used it to complete his Halloween costume of cargo shorts, socks with sandals, and a beer bong hanging out of his pants. The only time anyone wants to be a Pike is for an easy laugh on Halloween. The Pike chapter at my school got in trouble with campus for initiating people from the local community college and adding them to their official roster. So that's how they lost 15 "members" in one day. They're still at like 40 guys because they're Pikes and bid everyone who makes eye contact with them, but they're still just as irrelevant as ever. They were the only fraternity on our campus that doesn't have a house, but the Phi Psi chapter that got its charter last spring is now closer to getting a house than Pike. When I was on IFC one of their guys was secretary, but he never bothered to submit minutes for half a semester. This idiot couldn't do his one easy job right, and then had the bright idea to run for IFC president. Needless to say, that didn't go well for him. This is the same guy who's girlfriend couldn't pass a rock climbing class where the instructor basically handed out free A's. I tried to put a chaser sentence or two here where I talk about something positive about the Pikes I've met over the years, but I just can't think of any. I spent an hour trying to come up with something, anything good about Pike, and I've drawn a blank. I guess they take our crazy ex girlfriends off our hands when we get tired of them and they give up on finding a rich husband. So thanks for that, you're really serving the greek community. permalink
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[–] PaysonsR
25 points 1 year ago
I heard they love to butt chug and do elephant walks with their pledges. I wouldn't know since our campus refuses to let them start a chapter here. http://imgur.com/homG3a6 permalink
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[–] jews4skins frat consultant 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
One of their members had bigger tits than my mom. permalink
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[–] DrGingeyy
16 points 1 year ago
Prove it permalink
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[–] Tell_Me_To_Fuck_Off_ ΔΔ
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http://m.imgur.com/9vt3iqy I'm not even shocked. permalink
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[–] BJinandtonic
20 points 1 year ago
Was walking across the street one night and saw a girl ahead of me waiting for the bus. 3 pikes crossed the street (I know they were pikes because they all had pike tanks on) and saw this girl standing alone and proceeded to crowd around her and ask her the most cringe worthy shit to get her to hang out with them: "What are you doing out here all alone?" "Wanna come back to our place?" "What you don't wanna get laid?" I pretended to wait for the bus so she wasn't alone and as soon as they left she sprinted home. Moral of the story fuck pikes. permalink
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[–] AnAngryWalrus
10 points 1 year ago
Pikes at our school had a "pike spike" themed party after their philanthropy event which this year they changed to volleyball for some random reason right after the whole Bill Cosby shit permalink
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[–] Captain_CockSmith
10 points 1 year ago
Pike on our campus used to be called the fight club. They always had the same bulky hot head as the pledgemaster, "Tightrope", every semester. All of my acquaintances that I knew pledging with them would always come back later at night with bruises and a black eye. After the university indefinitely unassociated with them we found out it was because the hazing process involved getting their sorry ass beaten by Tightrope every weekend, one by one. permalink
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[–] bacon-overlord Δ
10 points 1 year ago
You guys got kicked off my campus for being faggots. Even my schools administration agreed you suck I'm drunk at salt lake airport permalink
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[–] rascul 24 points 1 year ago
Sodomy Lookin Ass Geeds permalink
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[–] TheHazeMaster 8 points 1 year ago
801 day some dude broke down pikes fence and got charged but proceeded to knock out 5 of them before more came in and a brawl broke out permalink
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[–] rank1yolo Sig Alph 22 points 1 year ago
Here we go boys. permalink
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[–] Banter-saurus 6 points 1 year ago
They got kicked off our campus for one thing or another, and now they're considered to be the rapist frat. Nobody likes them, everyone is warned to stay the hell away from them, and the only ones that DO like them are Pike members themselves. permalink
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[–] [deleted] 7 points 1 year ago
Pikes at my school rent 6' x 6' tables at clubs and try to fit as many dudes as possible with as little women as possible. They also have a pretty bad reputation for giving bids to kids at the local community college to boost numbers. permalink
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[–] loftzilla
8 points 1 year ago
Pike on my campus(before they were kicked off) were known for occasionally putting cough syrup in their hunch punch they gave to the girls. permalink
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[–] thederke
6 points 1 year ago
One time I was with a drunk girl at a party and about to get it on, and she said something about wanting to fuck me. Never lost my erection so fast in my life. permalink
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[–] asap_95
13 points 1 year ago
I was originally going to sit back and watch this shitstorm unfold, but after seeing some Pikes on campus this morning, the comment wrote itself. These fuckers literally go around in black robes and chant the night before bid day on my campus. If that's not creepy as shit I don't know want is. Multiple girls have claimed of getting drugged there/getting raped by their members yet they somehow get girls to come to their events. When I asked girls about this I've heard it's due to them telling them they're from another fraternity. Once while I was taking a shit, I saw the toilet paper dispenser had a note on it. Upon closer notice, I read that it said "Pike bids" on it. Not too far off. Fuck Pike. permalink
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[–] ba_dum_tiss_ Mid-tier and falling 18 points 1 year ago
We don't even have Pike at my campus and it's still the worst frat on campus permalink
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[–] DJAshian 5 points 1 year ago
Have you ever been so salty that you made a "Fuck [fraternity name]" poster in the likeness of said fraternity's flag? Pike has. http://imgur.com/a/yKEPb permalink
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[–] twoseventeen 6 points 1 year ago
We don't have Pike on my campus, but we still even say "least we're not Pike" if shit hits the fan. That's their reputation. Making us all look better since their st fraternity started. permalink
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[–] Rocker232 7 points 1 year ago
The chapter on my campus made this awhile back https://youtu.be/nA0g02g1Vbo permalink
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[–] [deleted] 7 points 1 year ago
I remember this one time Pike got kicked off for butt chugging, had the greatest press conference ever where it was explained that "no members of Pi Kappa Alpha are homosexual." And then BYX took their house permalink
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[–] FixinDat4U 11 points 1 year ago
Pike Song: We’re Pi Kappa Alpha, we’re mother fucking queers Our brothers are all faggots, who take it in the rear Our sisters are all bitches Our girlfriends are all dykes So buy some fucking khakis and be a fucking Pike PSDABFM PSDABFM PSDABFM Pikes Suck Dick and Butt Fuck Men! permalink
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[–] DallasTxEnt Δ
24 points 1 year ago
attempted to fight a pike once, but he went down after one hit to the temple. so i guess i just knocked out a pike once. but it was just so fucking dissappointing. i spent all that night drinking to either fuck or fight something and he just fell over like a plastic bowling pin. his brothers just stood there too.. absolutely shameful. Fuck Pike. you cant even fight them. permalink
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[–] FLHCv2 35 points 1 year ago
i spent all that night drinking to either fuck or fight something and he just fell over like a plastic bowling pin. I mean, to be fair, you had the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone right there. permalink
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[–] Clitoral_Pioneer
parent 52 points 1 year ago
Sounds like something a Pike would do permalink [–] cjs1868
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1 point 1 year ago
You sound the like stereotype of what people hate about us. permalink
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[–] alabamafisherman
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22 points 1 year ago
All the real frat stars at my school always say "Fuck Pike" even though we don't have a chapter on campus. permalink
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[–] Sweaty_Bastard1 11 points 1 year ago
"whats the best fraternity on campus" "ppiiiiiiiikkeeee" enough said. edit: google michigan state pike video if you don't know what I'm talking about. permalink
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[–] 1stonepwn free jabrd [
] 1 point 1 year ago
Jesus Christ permalink
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[+] [deleted] 1 year ago (1 child) [–] jasminehulse FR@ 3 points 1 year ago
During their date auction, one of the pledges was dressed as a cop and threw a walky talkie into the crowd and it hit my friend and she got a black eye. Also they raise money at those things cause they have square (credit card reader) but don't go on the dates. Some of them pricing at around $150. permalink
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[–] iamtheforger
5 points 1 year ago
Pike?? Like the fish?? Never heard of em permalink
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[–] juanyboy
1 point 1 year ago
I knew a Pike once. He played Magic the gathering in the library ever so often permalink
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[–] boager95 1 point 1 year ago
PIKE at my college is losing their house, they keep fucking it up and bothering neighbors. permalink
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[–] [deleted] 1 point 1 year ago
Pikes on our campus got banned for buttchugging (UTK) permalink
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[–] LehmannDaHero 1 point 1 year ago
Coming from a school that doesn't have a Pike house, can anyone ELI5 what they're generally like? permalink
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[–] HighEnergyOregonian
1 point 1 year ago
Pike are such a bunch of pussies they come online and tell people not to make fun of them. permalink
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