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Chiyo-chichi

Thu May-25-06 02:54 PM Original message

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How do you sign a nasty letter? I've written a nasty letter to my daughter's teacher. I don't know if I'll send it, but it made me feel a little better to put on paper how inept, disrespectful to her students, and unprofessional this teacher is. What kind of closing do you use for a nasty letter? I guess "Sincerely" works. It is, after all, how I "sincerely" feel... but it doesn't seem quite right. I would like to sign it "Fuck You," but I exercised some restraint. Anybody want to weigh in?

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Magrittes Pipe

Thu May-25-06 02:55 PM Response to Original message

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1. How's about "Fuck your grandmother's bones, you ragged douche" ? Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Bucky

Thu May-25-06 02:58 PM Response to Reply #1

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5. Well, it ain't XXXOOO , but it gets the point across How does a douch become ragged? Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Magrittes Pipe

Thu May-25-06 02:59 PM Response to Reply #5

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6. You don't want to know.

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Aristus

Thu May-25-06 02:56 PM Response to Original message

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2. On the rare occasions when I've had to send an angry letter, I always sign simply my name. No closing, no salutation. It's businesslike and cool without being crude or vulgar. Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

swimboy

Thu May-25-06 02:56 PM Response to Original message

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3. How 'bout Truly as if to drive your witness home that all the foregoing is accurate and true Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Guaranteed

Thu May-25-06 02:57 PM Response to Original message

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4. If it's a good "bad" letter- All My Best, Edited on Thu May-25-06 02:58 PM by BullGooseLoony

Of course, I put that if it's a good "good" letter, too. Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Chiyo-chichi

Thu May-25-06 03:01 PM Response to Reply #4

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8. I write a good angry letter. But as I said, I may not even send it. I'm going to show it to my daughter & her mother & see what they think. I was thinking of leaving off the closing, as Aristus suggested. Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SteppingRazor

Thu May-25-06 02:59 PM Response to Original message

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7. After a real fuck-all, shit-kicker of a letter... I think it's fun to sign off with "Warmest Regards," "Yours in Christ," or something equally non sequiter. ... but that's just me. Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

MsAnthropy

Thu May-25-06 03:02 PM Response to Original message

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9. I always use "Cantankerously yours"

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catmandu57

Thu May-25-06 03:03 PM Response to Original message

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10. How about Chinga tu madre, if they're curious they can look it up. Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

jmowreader

Thu May-25-06 03:50 PM Response to Reply #10

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18. Or "eb tvoyu mats" if you want to be continental about it Essen mich is always good too. Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

LynneSin

Thu May-25-06 03:04 PM Response to Original message

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11. How about "I hope you get the Bubonic Plague and Die" That works for me - go ahead and use it if you like! Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

1gobluedem

Thu May-25-06 03:06 PM Response to Original message

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12. Irritatedly yours... n/t Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

eyesroll

Thu May-25-06 03:09 PM Response to Original message

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13. "Regards" or "best" seem to work for me. I'll use "best" for bland correspondence -- but "regards" is almost always reserved for bitching. Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Magrittes Pipe

Thu May-25-06 03:10 PM Response to Original message

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14. "Love" would probably get the message across.

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ismnotwasm

Thu May-25-06 03:12 PM Response to Original message

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15. "You may reach me at" Phone or email whatever your preference is. It sounds snotty. Then at the bottom at cc to principle, or whoever is above this miscreant. Maybe even to the local school board. Depends on how nasty you're really feeling. You can even send a copy to your local Rep. Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Va Lefty

Thu May-25-06 03:42 PM Response to Original message

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16. "Wishing you well in Hell" Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Dangerously Amused

Thu May-25-06 03:49 PM Response to Original message

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17. "I expect your cooperation in this matter."

Then just sign it.

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Rabrrrrrr

Thu May-25-06 03:51 PM Response to Original message

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19. "In Christ" Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

datasuspect

Thu May-25-06 03:52 PM Response to Original message

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20. Fuck You Very Much, Sir Charles Arthur Jones (Mrs.) Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

tonekat

Thu May-25-06 03:53 PM Response to Reply #20

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22. Damn, beat me to it! I have a female friend who loves to use that. Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

datasuspect

Thu May-25-06 03:55 PM Response to Reply #22

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24. i'll say that on the phone kinda mumbled and people will say "excuse me?" and i say, "oh thank you very much." Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

tonekat

Thu May-25-06 03:52 PM Response to Original message

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21. "Fuck You Very Much" would be appropriate. n/t Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

LaraMN

Thu May-25-06 03:54 PM Response to Original message

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23. With the blood of your left pinky finger.

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ghostsofgiants

Thu May-25-06 03:55 PM Response to Original message

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25. "May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman." Edited on Thu May-25-06 03:56 PM by primate1

Like this: Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, soonerhoosier Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SOteric

Thu May-25-06 03:59 PM Response to Original message

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26. I don't add any pleasantries to the end of cranky missive. I just end it on my final point and put my name. i.e., "I expect your immediate attention to this matter." S.O. teric Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

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