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Mole Short Jokes Q: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes? A: It's mole-itically incorrect Q: What is a mole's favorite movie? A: The Green Mole Q: What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together? A: A chocolate Moledt Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class? A: Moletiplication Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer? A: Watermolens Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole? A: Avocados number! Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see? A: A mole of molasses! Q: What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate? A: Marsh-mole-ows! Q: How does Avogadro write to his friends? A: By e-mole! Q: Why is Avogadro so rich? A: He's a multi-mole-ionare! Q: Why was there only one Avogadro? A: When they made him, they broke the Moled Q: What kept Avogadro in bed for two months? A: Moleonucleosis Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots? A: A bunch of Moleasses Q: What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize? A: "To mole or not to mole, this is the question." Q: How do moles finance their homes? A: With a molergage! Q: What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream? A: Oil of Molay Q: What did one mole say to the other? A: We make great chemistry together. Q: Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th? A: He was only tense to the 23rd! Q: Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford? A: She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole). Q: What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party? A: The mole the merrier! Q: What is a mole's favorite television show? A: Molerose place Q: What is Avogadro's favorite day of the week? A: Moleday Q: How would you describe a stinky chemist? A: Mole-odorous Q: What kind of test do student moles like best? A: Mole-tiple choice. Q: How much does Avogadro exaggerate? A: He makes mountains out of mole hills Q: What element do moles love to study in chemistry? A: Molybdenum Q: What is Avogadro's favorite kind of music? A: Rock 'N' Mole Q: What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together? A: A chocolate Molted Q: What happens when a mole bites a dog? A: He becomes Moleicious! Q: Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most? A: Father Molecahy Q: What was Avogadro's favorite Indian tribe? A: The Molehawks Q: What are mammoles? A: Four-legged animoles! Q: Why cant Avogadro have pets. A: Because he will mole them. Mole Day Dictionary Demoleition: The destruction which moles bring about in your yard. Dismole: being gloomy on Mole Day Imoleble: anything that does not have to do with a mole Mol: the symbol for mole Mole-mole: a mole double agent Molearchy: government in which moles are in complete control; under this government Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school Molebile: a mole which hangs from the ceiling; also a term describing anything which can move rapidly inderground Molect: the obsessive collection of Mole Day stuff including T-shirts, lawn decorations, pins, and endless other things Molectomy: the study of a mole's insides Molehill: a large hill made of dirt in your backyard, formed from moles borrowing underground; also a term used to describe anything that's pesky Moleism: the continual reverence of moles Molelaberate: working together on a project which includes moles Moleodic: a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker Moleskito: a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn't remember when Mole Day is Remoletly: obscurely having to do with a mole Remolte control: a devise used by moles to watch all their favorite television shows, such as Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Discovery Channel, particularly used by lazy papa moles Sophmole: anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already Thermole: an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance submissons by: dbristol Joke Generators:
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