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Take pointlessness to anothe r le the Pointless Book app with exc vel with lusive videos from alfie and more! access the free app from iTunes or Google pl ay, point your device at the pages with the icon above, an d th be revealed on screen. Here yo e videos will u chance to watch videos of Alf will get the ie making a cake in a mug, pl aying hand sl aps and taking part in the various hil arious challen ges and activities! The Pointless Book app require s an internet connection to be downloaded , and can be used on iPhone, iPad or Android devices. For direct links to download the app information, visit www.blinkpub and further lishing.co.uk.
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complete this book in a pointless order!
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My Journal this week Week starting Write down one sentence to describe each of your days this week. Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
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stick a photo here
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favourite quote and who said it
write down your
See ’s Alfie e t o qu
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spray your favourite r scent on this page fo own d g in l e e f e 'r u yo n e h w
e m l l sme
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Would you rather…
See Alfie’s choices
1) Have wings or fins? 2) Have sweets for dinner every day for a month or have a pint of curdled milk? 3) Have no elbows or no knees? 4) Be in a cave of spiders or snakes? 5) Swim with crocodiles or sharks? 6) Drink your own urine or eat your own vomit? 7) Fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? 8) Have legs as long as your fingers or fingers as long as your legs? 9) Be sexually attracted to fruit or have Cheetos dust permanently stuck to your fingers? 10) Speak any language fluently or be able to speak to animals?
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Write down your top five celebrity crushes see (look at this list a month from now and if you still agree!)
1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
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Origami time! cut out this square and follow the instructions on the next page
cut HERE
cut HERE
cut HERE
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Origami time! instructions:
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. . . e r u t c i p make a cle . .with the cir
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Bucket List Write down ten things you’d like to do before you get old...
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
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Take your pointless Book on a date… Where did you go?
What did you talk about?
Did you kiss?
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Accents Challenge SCAN HERE
Play the accents challenge with a few friends! Do your best impression of someone talking in the following accents and ask your friends to guess the country:
Australian Jamaican
American French Chinese
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pointless page! when you see this page fill it in with whatever you want!
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Draw the Hair!
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Draw the HaT!
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Draw some make up…
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spot the Differenc e… . .five differences to find
!
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Dream journal last night i dreamt:
i think this means:
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TEAR HERE
Write a message for a friend and swap pages with them...
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